Editorial Comments -
Raoul's TGIF is a weekly email joke page published by Raoul Pascual of WYNK Marketing. He spends hours going over the tons of jokes emailed to him by friends everywhere and looks for the best ones to share. He then adds his own freehand cartoons and TGIF Jokes is born.
It's a labor of love and his gift of laughter is priceless. We thank Raoul for his work and for adding a dose of laughter to our week. As Raoul says, "TGIF People!"
- Wally Arida, Publisher and Editor in Chief
(These jokes are provided to you courtesy of TGIF Jokes as compiled by Raoul Pascual. He is the priincipal of WYNK Marketing.)
sent by Manny of Fairfax, VA
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked!"
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great!! Oh, and one more thing: The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
TGIF, all you working (as well as non-working) people of the world !!
Here's the rest of this week's jokes (01/27/06)